Well it is almost Autumn. My favorite time of year. Listed below are the reasons I like and the reasons I dislike Autumn.REASONS TO LIKE AUTUM.
1. Cooler temps.
2. Lower utility bills.
3. More people wearing more clothes. Suffice to say that this last summer has had far too many people not wearing enough clothing. Too many tattoo's, piercings, bare skin(usually packed with an excess of cellulite stretch marks and needle tracks). Cooler temps will hopefully force many to start covering up more exposed flesh.
4. Start of the Hockey Season.
5. World Series.
6. Quieter in the hood. Most of the noisy kids are back in school. I day a week at
church is enough noise for the week.
7. This autumn is special due to fact I will start getting some well deserved money from
Uncle Sam. Please all of you younger folks keep working hard as I don't want to worry
about my next check being on time or fully funded.
8. My flowers. Check out the pictures.
9. My family.
REASONS TO DISLIKE AUTUMN
1. Start of the NBA season.
2. First frost.
3. Start of the NBA season.
4. Start of figure skating season.
5. Start of gymnastics season.
6. Start of the NBA season.
7. Dead flowers.
8. Start of the NBA season.
9. Less daylight( this equals more time in front of the TV trying to avoid NBA highlights,
stories, and games.
8 comments:
Sounds like you have front row season tickets for the Utah Jazz this year.
Your flowers are amazing; I miss seeing them in person. I wish you more clothes people and an under-appreciated NBA season!
Oh how we miss you and your flowers. They are beautiful this year. I have to wonder what you love more...I see the flowers won out over the family, they must not have been as beautiful this year.
Oh Natalie.....we are beautiful people. Much more beautiful than his fake flowers.
Next year dad....i'll teach you how to plant REAL flowers, and hoe to keep them alive!
I liked your "title"! It took me a couple of reads to "get it"! But when I did, I chuckled...right out loud! It's soooo YOU, Jim!
I'll bet Rhonda loves them flowers too! Huh, Rhonda?!
PS My weird word was "glidsod" this time! Did you come up with that one?? (It fits this post!)
I was driving down 90th south today and happened to see a very red turck at your mom's, I waved but you didn't see me. Love the flowers by the way
did you get the flowers from my yard?
looks good.
go jazz.
good thing i planted all those flowers for you.
looks like you'll owe me about $800 by the way...2 tickets @ $400 a piece difference...thanks.
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